A SIMPLE STATEMENT OF FACTS

Based on long years of varied experience, this writer has derived an indisputable conclusion as to the two most stupid acts a man can commit during his lifetime. Stated purely and simply, they are the following:

1. Smoke cigarettes

2. Get married

Although many now mature gents may be reluctant to admit it, we're convinced that an overwhelming majority would sincerely agree, at least within their own minds.