SEVEN STAGES OF MAN

(A Modernized Concept of the Bard's Immortal Words About One's Life Span)

Stage One : Having to put up with the stupidities and inefficiencies of
people four times your age
Stage Two : Having to put up with the stupidities and inefficiencies of
people twice your age
Stage Three: Having to put up with the stupidities and inefficiencies of
people half again your age
Stage Four : Having to put up with the stupidities and inefficiencies of
people your own age
Stage Five : Having to put up with the stupidities and inefficiencies of
people three-fourths your age
Stage Six : Having to put up with the stupidities and inefficiencies of
people two-thirds your age
Stage Seven: Having to put up with the stupidities and inefficiencies of
people half your age