IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

In a great many long past conversations with fellow members of the male species, this writer can readily  recall at least  a dozen different cases, wherein the other chap openly admitted to having once acquired “a dose”.  Although such term should be fully explanatory unto itself, any reader failing to grasp the meaning right off might simply ask the nearest person over age seven.

Taking this theme just a step further, it stands to reason that, statistically speaking, if some twelve lads have brought such fact to light, perhaps we’ve also carried on acquaintanceships over the years with roughly twice that many who’ve been similarly smitten, but would never admit it in a thousand years.

This feeling  on our part stems from having observed two highly divergent male philosophies in this respect  ever since  boyhood days.  In the frank admission instances, the underlying motivation is to portray  optimum achievement vis-a-vis the fair sex from the masculinity standpoint.  Meanwhile,  the supposed majority maintains a never faltering silence,  since confession would undoubtedly smack of excess promiscuity in one’s femininity conquests.  In other words, it’s preferable to perpetuate an atmosphere of association with only the most high-class glamorous mates.

If any reader deems this an extremely oddball subject to dwell upon, please rest assured, we’ve already done worse on previous literary occasions.